View the Hot-O-Meter eCard Ecard
The Hot-o-meter valentine’s day and naughty eCard shows us a heart shaped speed meter. At the top of the screen it is written “sex-o-meter”. Let’s test your sex drive for Valentine’s day”. The words change to “place your index finger on your computer keyboard’s shift key”. Then the words change to “keep pressing down on the shift key until the test is complete”. Then we see the word “GO!” flashing. Then we read “meh… I’ve have hotter salads…”. Then “ooo la la… something’s tingling…”. As we hear the speed getting faster, the heart begins to emit smoke and the caption reads “tssssss…. you are making me all steamy…”. As it reaches 200 miles per hour and more smoke comes out from the heart the caption reads “oh baby! yes! yes! yes!”. The heart breaks open and a little cupid coughs and comes out from the heart and another one comes out as well. The final banner appears reading “thinking of you, you sex thing”.