Against a background of a rainbow in the sky and greenery in the distance we see an open, aged book with a parchment like page. There are flowers in the lower left corner of the scene and green leaves in the upper right corner. On the page words in a thick, green font appear. They say, "How many Irish folk does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" The book's page slowly turns and the answer fades in, "NONE. The inside of a lightbulb is way too small for that.!" The page turns again and the message of the card appears saying, "Happy Saint Patrick's Day" with a little green shamrock in the lower right corner of the book.