Weekend's over. Alarm's screaming. The fog is coffee-proof. Somehow we slither into work. We need a mascot to accurately represent the experience of Monday. The Kangaroo is not at all suitable. The rabbit is just off. And the Eagle is right out. No, there is only one king of the Monday slump: the sloth. ALL HAIL THE SLOTH, Lord and Ruler of the Monday state of mind. On the bright side, he is cute, friendly, harmless and eats tastey fruits. This free funny sloth meme spreads the word about the new mascot. Let this Monday Mascot sloth ecard declare our allegiance to the laconic ambassador of the Monday slump.