Tired of all the mushiness of Valentine’s Day and can’t stand seeing all of those annoyingly doting couples getting lovey-dovey everywhere? Does Cupid’s cherubic grin make you cringe? Then Doozy Cards’ Anti Valentine’s Day eCards are the perfect antidote for you. From the silly to the irreverent these hilarious Anti Valentine’s Day online greetings will be a treat for those who are single or those who just think the whole holiday is absurd.

On Valentine’s Day it seems that everywhere you look there are red roses, red boxes of chocolates, red balloons, and if you’re not in the mood for love it might drive you a little mad. If all of the sappiness has you seeing red, share you’re true sentiments with the snarky Morris’ Anti-Valentine, one of our silly and free Anti Valentine’s Day eCards.

Know someone who’s suffering through a recent break-up or have a friend that thinks all of the romantic schmaltz is for the birds? Help brighten their day with some laughter and wish them a Crappy Valentine. For your favorite Valentine’s Day sourpuss, Doozy has plenty of funny and original Anti Valentine’s Day eCards.

For some people the approach of Valentine’s Day is a terrifying prospect, one that has them shrieking more than swooning. Indulge your dark side this year with a bit of Valentine’s black comedy in Alfred Hopscotch’s Valentine Horror, one of our hilarious eCards for an Anti Valentine’s Day. Now you’ll really think Valentine’s Day is for The Birds. 

If you’re in love and in the Valentine’s Day spirit, the world may seem to be full of kittens and rainbows, the approach of the holiday may bring visions of rabid dogs and storm clouds. That is until you’ve met the Talking Anti Valentine’s Day Kitty, a surly cat who is definitely not in the mood for love. One of our humorous Anti Valentine’s Day greetings, personalize your grumpy greeting and this bitter furball will deliver the dark news.

If you know someone who is steering clear of candlelit dinners and keeping the box of chocolates to themselves, indulge their unromantic tendencies with Doozy Cards unique and original Anti Valentine’s Day eCards.